All six objectives
- Knock over trash cans
- Wreck the garden
- Play some basketball
- Clog toilets
- Brew and drink a pot of coffee
- Steal a lawn mower
If John gets to the coffee first
The coffee maker is in the kitchen by the microwave. If John drinks from the pot before you can finish, use the coffee walkthrough to find the pot and brew another batch.
Play the house solo or take friends. If you’re bringing back anything heavy, pair up to carry it faster.